you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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