as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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