remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
i've created a new STD.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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