I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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