Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
