I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
