I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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