Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
