why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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