it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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