Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
