your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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