And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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