Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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