Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat