Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.