Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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