okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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