Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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