i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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