is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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