carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
