Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize