My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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