I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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