don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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