just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize