dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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