she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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