I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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