There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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