dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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