Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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