you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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