would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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