He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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