I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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