I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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