What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
im on a boat
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