Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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