How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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