elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize