Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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