I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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