some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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