I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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