i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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