I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Lo siento on account of my penis...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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