last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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