sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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