Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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