he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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