You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been