How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today