Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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