it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Pants are for mortals
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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