Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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