Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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