he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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