oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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